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THOUGHT I HAD A TERMINAL ILNESS WHEN ALL ALONG I WAS JUST PREGNANT!!!!!

Date written 10/02/2009 15:32:45

my sister and i were playing on my little brothers I-toy game on the PS1 when i suddenly got out of breath and and held my chest, as i held my chest i noticed a rarther hard lumpon my breast.
at this point i got worryed and told my older sister to check it out she adviced me to go to the Doctors first thing in the morning.

Next morning i headed strait to my doctors and the doctor checked me over an...

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victoria09

my other half changing his sons nappy

Date written 10/03/2009 23:55:29

Well ... When my son needs to do a poo he does these really weird grunting noises and goes bright red in the face so usually when he stops doin that we think he's finished or so we thought so when my oh decided to change him he took his nappy of wiped his bum and then he grunted and a big poo came flyin out hittin my oh in the chest for him to be stood there horrified shoutin for help and is all I...

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Kimmysmee

Waiting

Date written 22/11/2009 15:44:30

July 2009
I_ve been watching my body for weeks now, every twinge, every spot, every mood_ Depending on where I am I_ve checked my boobs, physically, by squeezing a little to check their sensitivity or with a little mental scan to see if they really are sore and then tried that on against the measures described on the internet. Nope, not quite sore enough to make me think my jusband bullied them in ...

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Kimmysmee

Waiting some more

Date written 22/11/2009 15:45:16

August
More bloody smug pregnant people, complaining about their morning sickness and how tired they are that they were in bed by 8pm. I feel sick and tired and have no little Jones to show for it at the end of the journey.

As you can imagine by the grumpy tone, still nothing this month. This time, there basically just wasn_t an egg, I have been poked full of holes taking blood for practically every...

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stephieemme

Really, It's quite a happy job!

Date written 08/06/2010 23:54:02

When I was in labour I was using gas and air which was making me go a bit silly. Because of this the midwife wasn't taking me seriously at all. She was just so miserable and wouldnt listen to me or answer my questions. At one point the gas and air must have made me feel brave and I turned to her and said...

"Why are you so dour? I mean bringing babies into the world seems like it should be a happy ...

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